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23 year old gamer who likes homestuck, pretty men, pretty ladies, cryaotic, mangaminx, markiplier, dbz, fallout, skyrim, mass effect, dragon age, vegeta, and a range of books. And whatever game takes my fancy.

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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

alexandraerin:

lifewithhimisthis:

samanthabarxx:

I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood

like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right

Soulmates

"Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls."

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

fallout-enthusiast:

Shit the Courier says

xtoxictears:

The first time I saw this I was actually fuckin’ crying from laughing. Wheezing, tears, the whole lot.

sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

skarvo:

jacktherbert:

micthemicrophone:

I WASN’T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION AND WHEN I WATCHED THE REPLAY I HAD TO.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

You stared death in the face and didn’t even notice.

That is stone cold.

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

freejoshis:

jogging boyfriends u.u

Get The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection for Free

http://help.ea.com/en/article/how-to-get-the-sims-2-ultimate-collection/

frektane:

illogical-sloth:

Because you’re a passionate The Sims 2 player, we’re making The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection available free of charge to download to your Origin library. To add the game, just follow these steps:

  1. Start bydownloading and installing Origin. If you already have Origin you can skip to step 3.
  2. Not an Origin member?Create a free Origin Accountto get in the game.
  3. Launch Origin and log into your Origin Account.
  4. From the ‘Games’ tab in the Origin menu, select ‘Redeem Product Code’ and enter the code
    I-LOVE-THE-SIMS 

If you’re already an Origin member, you can also redeem your code online. Just visit theOrigin code redemption page and log in to your Origin Account. Then enter I-LOVE-THE-SIMS in the ‘Product Code’ field. 

Log into Origin and download and play the game any time you want .

Thanks for being a passionate The Sims fan, and enjoy your copy of The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection.

This code will available for redemption until July 31st, 2014 at 10AM PDT.

I fucking hate EA and origin but i love the sims. 

note that the copy they give you to download is for windows only even though the game itself is mac compatible. so if you have a mac like me you’re sol.

stiles-stilinsking:

mollyiswideawake:

the-eleventh-blog:

iwanty0ubleeders:

can you imagine

if google just disappeared from the internet 

and then we couldn’t google what happened to it

because google was gone 

image

It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film

this is why we need google

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